Blue Text/Link Style Status & Comment

Here's another old trick on Facebook for those who still doesn't know how to do this.

Blue Text/Link Style Status

Steps:

1. Copy and paste the code below on on your status update or comment.

@[1: ]@@[1:[0:1: Blue Text]]

2. Change the "Blue Text" to your own post or comment.

3. Click Post or hit Enter! Done.

Enjoy! :)

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Empty Facebook Status & Comment

I just want to share an old trick on Facebook for those who haven't know yet.

Empty Facebook Status & Comment

Don't have anything to post? or you just want to fool your friend? :)

Steps:


1. Copy and paste the code below on on your status update or comment.

@[0:0: ]  or @[226335144098765:]

2. Click Post or hit Enter! Done.

Enjoy! :)

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Facebook Status 3

Facebook Status for everyone. :) 



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If someone wants to be a part of your life, they'll make an effort to be a part of it.



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To steal ideas from one person, would be plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is called research.


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Not all scars shows, not all wounds heal.


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Love is knowing that you can be with somebody forever, despite your differences.


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Sometimes being an option could help because your less expected and almost not expecting at all.


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My relationship with you has no name, but it is special in every way!


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Be careful who you open your problems up too . only a few people actually care, the rest are just some curious bitches.


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Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get them, get them right, or they will get you wrong.


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Try to make at least 2 persons happy in a day.,.but make sure 1 of them is yourself.


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If your not as perfect as KEN.. then don't expect me to be as perfect as BARBIE!


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"The only way to achieve impossible is to believe it is possible."


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Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher. Life is already filled with those who want to bring you down!


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Its hard to let go of something you never really had but, 
its even harder when you know its everything you ever wanted.


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Wanna keep your girl? Respect her, care for her, love her, make sure she knows how you feel about her, and never lie.


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There's nothing wrong in showing you care for someone. 
What's wrong is expecting them to do the same.


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Facebook Status 2

Another lists of Facebook status that you can use. :)



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You are not a product of what has happened to you. You are a product of how u REACT to what has happened to you.

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Some blessings come when you least expect it. I may not have everything I want but God gives me everything I need. Every dream He planted in my heart will come true in His own perfect time. I am in faith.

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As you admire the wonderful things God has made today, remember you're one of them - wonderful inside and out. You're blessed. You're special. You're loved.

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"The condition of your heart is critical to the growth of God's word in your life."

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“Don’t allow your wounds to transform you into someone you are not.”

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It's always quality over quantity...
It's not HOW LONG you love, but HOW MUCH you love...


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Why take chances if I see no hope? Why try if there’s nothing to win for? Sometimes, it pays to wait. Let infatuation die a natural death and give birth to true love when its time.


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2 rules in the house
Rule # 1. The wife is always right.
Rule # 2.If the wife is wrong please refer to rule # 1.



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I don't want much... Just your hugs, kisses and you.♥

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When someone tells you to "expect the unexpected", slap them in the face and ask them if they expected it!

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Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.

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Some girls have their future rising.. while some only wear push-bras.

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Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

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I dont care if people think I have an attitude. I was not put on earth to please everyone. I'm born to express, not to impress.

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If someone tells you you are not beautiful, turn around and walk away. So they can have a view of your fabulous ass!

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Did. Your. Voice. Pauses. When. You. Read. This?

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Enjoy! :)

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Facebook Status

Here are some quotes, sayings and phrases that you can use as your Facebook status. :)
Feel free to use them.




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You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream. And that's kind of the same thing...  :)


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Hindi lahat ng Sweet sayo Mahal ka, remember:
ang candy matamis pero nakabalot sa Plastik.


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We come to love not by finding a perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.


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There are many times in life, both big & small, when you get to see who really cares, who doesn't, and who just pretends to. Sometimes it's very surprising.


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We love the LIGHT, for it shows us our path. but we must also love the DARKNESS, because it
shows us the beauty of the stars. 


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If God brought you to it, He will bring you through it.


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Stay strong and never give up.


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You don't like me? well, cool! i don't wake up everyday to impress you.



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“We buy things we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t like” 

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There's going to be someone who's better than you, but you need to find that one person who doesn't care.

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People may hate you for being different and not living by society's standards, but deep down, they wish they had the courage to do the same.

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In life, it is not about where destiny takes you, it's all about where you bring yourself and where you allow yourself to be found!

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Most of the time the greatest rewards come from the things that scare you the most. Be Brave!

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Be careful with your words. Once they are said, it can only be forgiven but not FORGOTTEN.

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“Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful.”

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Enjoy! :)

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Funny Facebook Status (Part 7)

Seventh set of Funny Facebook Status Collection. Update your status using FB Status via to make it cooler.

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By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you deleted and blocked. You may now kiss my ass!

we live in a world where losing phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

DID YOU KNOW:

EARTHWORM has 5 hearts. OCTOPUS has 3 hearts.

HUMAN has 1 heart.

kaya kapag nagmahal ka ng 2 o higit pa, simulan mo ng magtanong kung anong klaseng HAYOP ka.

Ang mga malalandi ay parang China Phone lang yan

.

.

Maganda ngang tingnan pero low-quality naman!

Be happy in front of people who don’t like you.

.

.

IT KILLS THEM.

Ang panliligaw parang DOTA lang yan ahaha.

1. Pag hindi ka sure sa GIRL.

... Pwede ka mag RE-PICK .

2. Pag wala kang pang DATE.

... FARM lang muna.

3. Pag wala kang KARIBAL.

.....PUSH lang.

4. Pag lamang KARIBAL mo.

....Back muna, heal ka muna bago lumaban.

5. Pag MINAHAL ka niya.

.... Mag-roshan ka. para di na mawala kahit

ma-deads ka.

6. Pag ayaw talaga SAYO.

.....Alt tab sabay Facebook Mode. 

Behind every great status.. There is ctrl+c & ctrl+v

APO: lola, aatend ako ng tipar. 

LOLA: anong tipar? 

APO: Tipar is party. 

LOLA: Puro salitang kalye! Mga PS kaung lhat! 

APO: anu ung PS lola? 

LOLA: Paking shet! xD

Tatay: bagsak k n nmn! Bat di mo gyahin si Pedro? Palaging my honor! 

Anak: unfair naman kung ikukumpara nyo ako kay Pedro! 

Tatay: bkit naman?

Anak: matalino kaya tatay nun!

Ang makabagong babae, hindi man kasinggaling magluto ng

nanay nila, kasinggaling naman tumagay ng tatay nila.

Porket ba inuuntog yung ulo sa bato, eh baliw na agad?

.

.

Hindi ba pwedeng Super Mario muna? =)

Nanay: Ang lakas mong kumain pero di ka mautusan. Ang kapal mo!

Anak: “Kapag yung baboy natin malakas kumain, natutuwa ka. Sino ba talaga anak mo, ako o yong baboy?”

Kung feeling mo, may nararamdaman siya para sayo.

.

.

Aba tama ka! Feeling mo lang yun. :P

TANGA1: Cge kung mgaling ka talga sa math, 2+2?

TANGA2: Eh di 5!

TANGA1: Bwahahahaha!

TANGA2: Oh bakit ka tumatawa?!

TANGA1: Wala lang. Kala ko kasi hndi mo alam eh. xD

Yung feeling na crush na crush mo siya dati tas magiging close lang kayo kung kailan hindi mo na siya crush.

Para kang Tetris. Hindi kasi ako

interesado sayo. ^____^

Ang love parang sipon, Why do you keep on pulling it back?

When it’s better to let it go

May mga tao sa mundo...

may mga bagay, mga hayop...

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at mga halaman din!

PEDRO: pare, ang lakas ng ulan. hindi ka makakauwi! dito ka na lang matulog.

JUAN: sige pare, dito na lang ako matutulog! kukunin ko lang ang unan at kumot sa bahay!

Behind Every Player, is a girl Who broke his heart...

"Sana SLR ka na lang, para kapag nakafocus ka na sakin, BLURRED na yung iba."

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Facebook Official Messenger for Windows

You now have a chance to chat with your Facebook friends using the official chat client from Facebook, right from your Windows 7 desktop.

Features of Facebook Messenger:

Facebook ticker

Friend request

Message Counter

Notifications

Search

Dock as Sidebar

Download Link:

Click To Download

(Tried and test by me.)

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Funny Facebook Status (Part 5)

Fifth set of my Funny Facebook Status Collection. You can also update your status in here FB Status via and choose from a variety of gadgets. :)
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sana sibuyas n lng ako, para mpapaluha kita tuwing cnasaktan m ako..

Dear Lord , give us back Michael Jackson. We'll
give you Justin Bieber. Amen.

What's on my mind? WHAT'S ON MY MIND?! Pakialam mo ba?! 

"parehas naman tayong panget eh... kaya lang sakin ugali."

aanhin mu nga naman ang magagara at
mamahaling mga damit. kung ang
pinakamasayang pangyayari sa
buhay mo ay nangyayari ng
WALANG DAMIT?

im on. . .

"Filipinos are talented people ; and our worst talent is to govern a country"

Save the best for last.
Save the best. They do not last.
Check the Best Before. Food do not last.

is masturbating!

FACEBOOK: - Log on
- Check notifications
- Poke everyone back
- Go on homepage
- Do the "happy birthday"
ritual - Go back to homepage
- Change from "Top news" to
"Most recent"
- Have a little scroll down
- Like a couple of pages
- You're bored already ..

Jingle bells
Twitter smells, Tumblr
go away.. Myspace yuck
and VEVO sucks, Facebook
all the way! hey! *look who's singing*

is ... walang magawa LOL ...

"MAGALING KA DAW SA ALGEBRA ! SOOO CAN U SUBSTITUE MY "X" WITHOUT ASKING "Y " ?"

"Smokers never grow old, they die young"

"Alcoholics never grow old, they die young"

processing status...

sa kalalakwatsa ni DORA na’rape siya ng isang POKEMON...
ayun, nabuo c DORAEMON 

Monday, Tuesday and the rest WTF...

Insert coin to view my status message...

sa 2wing nakikita kita...
gusto kong mag sorry sa eyes ko..

Whats on your mind?

YOU!

OO NGA PANGET AKO PERO MAGANDA NAMAN ANG ASAWA KO...........

Great things starts in small beginning
-milo

Dalawang araw ko lang naman sya gustong makasama eh...

ARAW-ARAW... 

3 things that u must not forget...
Pangalan
Tirahan
at Suking tindahan...

I admit Im a drinker but occasionally only.Take note occasions only like:

Bdays-xmas-new yr-anniversary-monthsary-weeksary-cool off session-break up-broken hearted-victory party-all saints day-nat'l heroes day-rizal day-sleep over party-b4 d exam party-after d exam-class suspended-vacant session-absent ang prof party-maramimg pera party-trip lang uminom-yayaan bigla party.
See? Di kya ako masyadong umiinom hehe...ewan ko na lang sa inyo

"Tabi kayo, uutot ako!!"

Last night i read a book about how to quit drinking... so now i have decided to quit reading that book...

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Funny Facebook Status (Part 4)

Part 4 of my Funny Facebook Status Collection. Feel free to use them. You can also use them together with FB Status via
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Nakahiga ako sa aking kama, tumingin sa langit at nagwika, "ASAN NA YUNG BUBONG?!"


sometimes, i waste my time thinking 0f some0ne I'll never have...


Don't judge Facebook. It's not a book, duh?


tuwing exam ang hirap pala mag isip ng mag isip pag ang katabi mo ay matalino


why waste ur time sleeping, when you'll have more when you DIE!


there's too much blood in my alcohol system


This isn't a game! This is my LIFE!


USB KAYU NG USB eh flashdrive un xD


panget na nga tinitagyawat pa!


Hindi bale nang malaki ang tiyan, basta hindi bata ang laman

After reading this .. You will just realize that you've wasted 7 seconds of your life. And I've wasted 20 seconds of my life writing this!


pangit man sa paningin wag mong hahamakin naka bubuntis din xD


don't talk to strangers if the stranger is YOU


Black is beauty but too much black i clottey


i have been admitted to the
hospital,the doctor says its critical,so
its either ICU oR UC ME


I would rather open my Facebook... Than to Face my Book..

dati baby pa ko,ngayon ako na nagawa ng baby !


sabi mo ako lang mahal mo,bakit malalaman ko nalang eh pati nanay mo eh mahal mo?!!


kahit gano kalakas ka makipagsuntukan eh hindi ka mananalo sakin,mabilis ako tumakbo eh !


dont judge the book by its face


binabati ko nga poh pala ung nanay at tatay ko nand2 nako sa willing-willie artista na ako


Bakit may mga taong pa hard-to-get ang ugali kahit na hard-to-like naman ang mukha?..


Bakit kelangan i-click ang Photos e video gusto ko makita?!


Nalimutan ko yung ilalagay kong status.


TUKSO

Sa hardin ng Paraiso -
Adam: Lord, hindi ko na kaya ang pagtukso ng ahas sa akin!
Lord: Maging matatag ka, anak. Ano ba ang tukso ng ahas sa iyo?
Adam: Uy Supot! Supot! Supot!

my story of success:
1992 - i was a baby
BUT
now
2011-
i can produce a baby...

Do u know d meaning of A B C D E F G
H.....?_
A boy can do evrything for girls
heart...

kung mababaw ang dahilan kung bakit
kita mahal eh di lalaliman ko na lang
ang dahilan kung bakit tau
magtatagal.

Kung hnd Kita mahuli sa PANA at SIBAT huhulihin nlang Kita saa NGITI at KINDAT



walang taong bobo, depende sa katabi

"Kissing in the lips is great but be sure it's not too long & never close your eyes ,
cause you'll encounter a strange feeling called "LIBOG""

THE BIGGEST LIE EVER:

"I have read and agreed to the terms of use"

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Funny Facebook Status (Part 3)

Funny Facebook status for everyone. Feel free to use it. :)
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   they're not educating students, they're creating machines!

Ø  You think your school is better than mine, but don't think you're better than me.

Ø  "kung di ka na masaya sa buhay mo ngayon,
bakit di mo subukan ang kabilang buhay?"

Ø  goma goma noo00!

Ø  pag wala kang ginagawa,anong madalas mong gawin?..

Ø  ay nag-aabang na may mag"LIKE"

Ø  Statistically, 173% of people exaggerate.

Ø  Ang taong hindi marunong lumingon sa pinanggalingan, malamang ako ang nasa harapan!

Ø  is heaving a premature ejaculation...

Ø   "Life is so short.. why spend it on sleeping?"

Ø  Knina mainit,ngayon naman malamig

HOT AND COLD

BY: KATY PERY

Ø  GOOD NEWS: pagsa2mhin na dw ang..
FACEBOOK,
YOUTUBE,
MY SPACE,at saka 
FRIENDSTER,
magiging... 
"FACYOUMYFRIEND"

Ø  Ipagpabukas ang pwedeng ipagpabukas..

Ø  magnanakaw ng gamit = THEFT
magnanakaw ng idea = PLAGIARISM
magnanakaw ng halik = ????????

Ø  off fighting ninjas!

Ø  Statistically speaking, 5/4 people have problems with fractions.

Ø  "sky's the langit"

Ø  Ang squatter =walang bahay.
Ang ulila = walang magulang.
Ang killer = walang puso.
Ang boboh = walang utakh.
Ang kalbo = walang buh0k.
Ang sining = walng saysay.
Ang bulag = walang makita.
^
Ang status message ko =
walang kwenta.,

Ø  123 Sing...
Sampung mga abnormal , nawala ang isa,
hanapin mo hanapin mo , kumakanta pala

Ø  minsan..tumayo ako sa may door..

ayun..
..nauso bigla ang ''Boy-next-door''..

Ø  ang haba na ng tulog ko nakakaantok

Ø  your just like my kulangot!... because your so hard to GET!

Ø  New beginning... Ctrl Alt Delete.

Ø  ANG PANGET NG MOTHER MO!!

Ø  Ang kulit ng FB lagi na lang "What's on your mind? Eh ikaw lang naman ang nsa mind ko. Hindi naman kita puede i SHARE...

Ø  for times it
.
.
.
.
equals 32..

Ø  I am the Weapon Of Mass Production!

Ø  BAGYO KABA?? kasi the moment YOU left the area of responsibility, YOU just LEFT my HEART in CALAMITY!

Ø  think twice before doing something....
coz life has no "ctrl+z"...........

Ø  You always say you hate to see me hurt, and you hate to see me cry. So all those times that you hurt me, did you close your eyes?

Ø  kung GAGAWA ako ng ALAK .... 

PANGALAN mo LALAgAY ko ... 

MALAKAS SUMiPA ..

peru sa PUSO ang TAMA .

Ø  always listen to your heart..
its on the left side..
but its always right..

Ø  sabi nga nila..

di kami bagay..
panget aqo,
maganda xa..
ang sagot qo naman sa kanila,

ano magagawa qo..
naBULAG aqo..haha

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