Facebook Status 3

Facebook Status for everyone. :) 



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If someone wants to be a part of your life, they'll make an effort to be a part of it.



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To steal ideas from one person, would be plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is called research.


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Not all scars shows, not all wounds heal.


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Love is knowing that you can be with somebody forever, despite your differences.


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Sometimes being an option could help because your less expected and almost not expecting at all.


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My relationship with you has no name, but it is special in every way!


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Be careful who you open your problems up too . only a few people actually care, the rest are just some curious bitches.


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Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get them, get them right, or they will get you wrong.


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Try to make at least 2 persons happy in a day.,.but make sure 1 of them is yourself.


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If your not as perfect as KEN.. then don't expect me to be as perfect as BARBIE!


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"The only way to achieve impossible is to believe it is possible."


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Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher. Life is already filled with those who want to bring you down!


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Its hard to let go of something you never really had but, 
its even harder when you know its everything you ever wanted.


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Wanna keep your girl? Respect her, care for her, love her, make sure she knows how you feel about her, and never lie.


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There's nothing wrong in showing you care for someone. 
What's wrong is expecting them to do the same.


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Facebook Status 2

Another lists of Facebook status that you can use. :)



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You are not a product of what has happened to you. You are a product of how u REACT to what has happened to you.

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Some blessings come when you least expect it. I may not have everything I want but God gives me everything I need. Every dream He planted in my heart will come true in His own perfect time. I am in faith.

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As you admire the wonderful things God has made today, remember you're one of them - wonderful inside and out. You're blessed. You're special. You're loved.

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"The condition of your heart is critical to the growth of God's word in your life."

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“Don’t allow your wounds to transform you into someone you are not.”

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It's always quality over quantity...
It's not HOW LONG you love, but HOW MUCH you love...


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Why take chances if I see no hope? Why try if there’s nothing to win for? Sometimes, it pays to wait. Let infatuation die a natural death and give birth to true love when its time.


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2 rules in the house
Rule # 1. The wife is always right.
Rule # 2.If the wife is wrong please refer to rule # 1.



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I don't want much... Just your hugs, kisses and you.♥

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When someone tells you to "expect the unexpected", slap them in the face and ask them if they expected it!

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Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.

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Some girls have their future rising.. while some only wear push-bras.

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Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

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I dont care if people think I have an attitude. I was not put on earth to please everyone. I'm born to express, not to impress.

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If someone tells you you are not beautiful, turn around and walk away. So they can have a view of your fabulous ass!

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Did. Your. Voice. Pauses. When. You. Read. This?

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Enjoy! :)

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Facebook Status

Here are some quotes, sayings and phrases that you can use as your Facebook status. :)
Feel free to use them.




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You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream. And that's kind of the same thing...  :)


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Hindi lahat ng Sweet sayo Mahal ka, remember:
ang candy matamis pero nakabalot sa Plastik.


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We come to love not by finding a perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.


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There are many times in life, both big & small, when you get to see who really cares, who doesn't, and who just pretends to. Sometimes it's very surprising.


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We love the LIGHT, for it shows us our path. but we must also love the DARKNESS, because it
shows us the beauty of the stars. 


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If God brought you to it, He will bring you through it.


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Stay strong and never give up.


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You don't like me? well, cool! i don't wake up everyday to impress you.



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“We buy things we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t like” 

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There's going to be someone who's better than you, but you need to find that one person who doesn't care.

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People may hate you for being different and not living by society's standards, but deep down, they wish they had the courage to do the same.

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In life, it is not about where destiny takes you, it's all about where you bring yourself and where you allow yourself to be found!

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Most of the time the greatest rewards come from the things that scare you the most. Be Brave!

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Be careful with your words. Once they are said, it can only be forgiven but not FORGOTTEN.

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“Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful.”

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Enjoy! :)

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Funny Facebook Status (Part 7)

Seventh set of Funny Facebook Status Collection. Update your status using FB Status via to make it cooler.

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By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you deleted and blocked. You may now kiss my ass!

we live in a world where losing phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

DID YOU KNOW:

EARTHWORM has 5 hearts. OCTOPUS has 3 hearts.

HUMAN has 1 heart.

kaya kapag nagmahal ka ng 2 o higit pa, simulan mo ng magtanong kung anong klaseng HAYOP ka.

Ang mga malalandi ay parang China Phone lang yan

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Maganda ngang tingnan pero low-quality naman!

Be happy in front of people who don’t like you.

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IT KILLS THEM.

Ang panliligaw parang DOTA lang yan ahaha.

1. Pag hindi ka sure sa GIRL.

... Pwede ka mag RE-PICK .

2. Pag wala kang pang DATE.

... FARM lang muna.

3. Pag wala kang KARIBAL.

.....PUSH lang.

4. Pag lamang KARIBAL mo.

....Back muna, heal ka muna bago lumaban.

5. Pag MINAHAL ka niya.

.... Mag-roshan ka. para di na mawala kahit

ma-deads ka.

6. Pag ayaw talaga SAYO.

.....Alt tab sabay Facebook Mode. 

Behind every great status.. There is ctrl+c & ctrl+v

APO: lola, aatend ako ng tipar. 

LOLA: anong tipar? 

APO: Tipar is party. 

LOLA: Puro salitang kalye! Mga PS kaung lhat! 

APO: anu ung PS lola? 

LOLA: Paking shet! xD

Tatay: bagsak k n nmn! Bat di mo gyahin si Pedro? Palaging my honor! 

Anak: unfair naman kung ikukumpara nyo ako kay Pedro! 

Tatay: bkit naman?

Anak: matalino kaya tatay nun!

Ang makabagong babae, hindi man kasinggaling magluto ng

nanay nila, kasinggaling naman tumagay ng tatay nila.

Porket ba inuuntog yung ulo sa bato, eh baliw na agad?

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Hindi ba pwedeng Super Mario muna? =)

Nanay: Ang lakas mong kumain pero di ka mautusan. Ang kapal mo!

Anak: “Kapag yung baboy natin malakas kumain, natutuwa ka. Sino ba talaga anak mo, ako o yong baboy?”

Kung feeling mo, may nararamdaman siya para sayo.

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Aba tama ka! Feeling mo lang yun. :P

TANGA1: Cge kung mgaling ka talga sa math, 2+2?

TANGA2: Eh di 5!

TANGA1: Bwahahahaha!

TANGA2: Oh bakit ka tumatawa?!

TANGA1: Wala lang. Kala ko kasi hndi mo alam eh. xD

Yung feeling na crush na crush mo siya dati tas magiging close lang kayo kung kailan hindi mo na siya crush.

Para kang Tetris. Hindi kasi ako

interesado sayo. ^____^

Ang love parang sipon, Why do you keep on pulling it back?

When it’s better to let it go

May mga tao sa mundo...

may mga bagay, mga hayop...

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at mga halaman din!

PEDRO: pare, ang lakas ng ulan. hindi ka makakauwi! dito ka na lang matulog.

JUAN: sige pare, dito na lang ako matutulog! kukunin ko lang ang unan at kumot sa bahay!

Behind Every Player, is a girl Who broke his heart...

"Sana SLR ka na lang, para kapag nakafocus ka na sakin, BLURRED na yung iba."

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Funny Facebook Status (Part 6)

Sixth set of Funny Facebook Status Collection. Update your status using FB Status via to make it cooler.

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boy: Miss smart ka ba??
girl: baket?
boy:hindi kasi halata

How a woman cleans the toilet: Clorox, rubber gloves, scrub brush.
How a man cleans the toilet: Pees extra hard to remove any stains.

if you're being a pussy, you won't get any. ;)

Sana lock nalang ako.. Para keys kita.
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Keys kita ha?

Don't compare your life with others,
You have no idea what their journey is all about.

Boyfriend: Pakasal na tayo?
Girlfriend: Sige!
Boyfriend: San mo gusto? Sa Pari o sa
Judge?
Girlfriend: Syempre sayo! Tangang to,
nirereto pako sa iba.

"Fooling her? Try hidden soldiers" 
- Pacman

Tetris ka ba ?
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-- Bakit ?
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Kasi kapag nakikita kita ruma-RANK UP ang puso ko.
pero pag nakikita kta kasama ang iba, ruma-RANK DOWN pag asa ko.
kelan kya tau le-LEVEL UP ?
makikipag-BATTLE pa ba ako sa iba, para lng makuha kta ?
makikipag-SPRINT pa ba ako, pra maunahan ko sila ?
eh paano kung maubos ang ENERGY ko kakaintay sau ?
kailangan ko pa ba ng ARMOR pra lng hndi ako masaktan ?
basta i-INVITE mo na lng ako sa puso mo,
tignan ntin kung WIN or LOSE ako sau. 

hindi mo kailangan libutin ang mundo para makita ang true love mo...
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May address naman ako,gusto mo bigay ko sayo?

Minsan kelangan nating madapa para...
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AGAW PANSIN

Better late than never...
But never late is better..!

yung feeling na ng-open k ng facebook tpos wla ni isang notification..

"I must admit, you brought Religion in my life...........
I never believed in Hell until I met you."

ANAK: 'Tay , penge ng pera. May project kami. Bibili ako
ng "cocomban".
TATAY: Ano ka ba naman. Hangga ngayon "cocomban" pa rin ang tawag mo!
ANAK: Ano po ba ang tama?
TATAY: Bomb paper!

imagine zombies looking for brains..
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Tapos, .
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linagpasan ka! Anu yun?! Bastusan?;->

Boy: When u smile, I want ur lips. When u cry, I want ur tears. When u sleep, I want ur dreams.

Girl: I`m on the toilet, u want my shit too?

I always wondered why 'W' is called Double U, when clearly it's Double V. =]

"walang banal na binata, sa babaeng labas ang hita".

Ang MAYABANG mahal ka'na ayaw pang aminin. Ang TORPE mahal ka'na ayaw pang sbihin, ang PAKIPOT mahal ka na ayaw pang sagutin. Pero ang TANGA nakatapak na ng tae inamoy pa!

Rebisco Kaba!!!!
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Kc Kapag nakikita kita Ang Sarap ng Feeling ko !!!

Akala ko dati ordinaryong tao lang ako,
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Hanggang sa matuklasan ko Powers ko,
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Invisible pala ko sa mata ng taong mahal ko :'(

Friends are like STARS...even though sometimes you may not see them, you know that they are there, hiding somewhere...

In FB, they may occasionally send you game and app requests as their way of telling you to keep in touch... :]

My wallet is like an onion, when I open it, it makes me cry.

"PAIN"...
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ung ginagamit mo pra sa paghuli ng isda...
PAIN .

tumabi ko syo at huminga ng malalim tinanong mo
bakit?
ngumiti ako...
nagtanong ka ulit...
bakit nga?
bakit?masama bang huminga?!

Ang IPIS ang PINAKAPOGING nilalang sa
mundo kasi lakad pa lang niya...
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Sigawan na!
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What more pa kaya kung dumapo na sa 'yo?
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Todo kilig ka na,
Patalon-talon ka pa!

Kapag ako nag-asawa at inutusan akoo maglaba, aba! aba! aba! HIWALAY AGAD!!! 
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and dekolor sa puti.

Ang QUOTES parang ANGRY BIRDS! Kapag binitawan malamang may pinapatamaan.

2 Mayabang. 
PARE1: Galing ng aso ko. Tuwing umaga, dala niya dyaryo sakin. PARE2: Alam ko. 
PARE1: Ha? Pano mo nalaman? 
PARE2: Kwinento kaya sakin ng aso ko!

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