Funny Facebook Status (Part 4)

Part 4 of my Funny Facebook Status Collection. Feel free to use them. You can also use them together with FB Status via
(Part 1)
(Part 2)
(Part 3)


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Nakahiga ako sa aking kama, tumingin sa langit at nagwika, "ASAN NA YUNG BUBONG?!"


sometimes, i waste my time thinking 0f some0ne I'll never have...


Don't judge Facebook. It's not a book, duh?


tuwing exam ang hirap pala mag isip ng mag isip pag ang katabi mo ay matalino


why waste ur time sleeping, when you'll have more when you DIE!


there's too much blood in my alcohol system


This isn't a game! This is my LIFE!


USB KAYU NG USB eh flashdrive un xD


panget na nga tinitagyawat pa!


Hindi bale nang malaki ang tiyan, basta hindi bata ang laman

After reading this .. You will just realize that you've wasted 7 seconds of your life. And I've wasted 20 seconds of my life writing this!


pangit man sa paningin wag mong hahamakin naka bubuntis din xD


don't talk to strangers if the stranger is YOU


Black is beauty but too much black i clottey


i have been admitted to the
hospital,the doctor says its critical,so
its either ICU oR UC ME


I would rather open my Facebook... Than to Face my Book..

dati baby pa ko,ngayon ako na nagawa ng baby !


sabi mo ako lang mahal mo,bakit malalaman ko nalang eh pati nanay mo eh mahal mo?!!


kahit gano kalakas ka makipagsuntukan eh hindi ka mananalo sakin,mabilis ako tumakbo eh !


dont judge the book by its face


binabati ko nga poh pala ung nanay at tatay ko nand2 nako sa willing-willie artista na ako


Bakit may mga taong pa hard-to-get ang ugali kahit na hard-to-like naman ang mukha?..


Bakit kelangan i-click ang Photos e video gusto ko makita?!


Nalimutan ko yung ilalagay kong status.


TUKSO

Sa hardin ng Paraiso -
Adam: Lord, hindi ko na kaya ang pagtukso ng ahas sa akin!
Lord: Maging matatag ka, anak. Ano ba ang tukso ng ahas sa iyo?
Adam: Uy Supot! Supot! Supot!

my story of success:
1992 - i was a baby
BUT
now
2011-
i can produce a baby...

Do u know d meaning of A B C D E F G
H.....?_
A boy can do evrything for girls
heart...

kung mababaw ang dahilan kung bakit
kita mahal eh di lalaliman ko na lang
ang dahilan kung bakit tau
magtatagal.

Kung hnd Kita mahuli sa PANA at SIBAT huhulihin nlang Kita saa NGITI at KINDAT



walang taong bobo, depende sa katabi

"Kissing in the lips is great but be sure it's not too long & never close your eyes ,
cause you'll encounter a strange feeling called "LIBOG""

THE BIGGEST LIE EVER:

"I have read and agreed to the terms of use"