Real Life Hacks & Cheats 13

(Twelfth set for Real Life Hacks & Cheats.)
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141. You know why many artist, scientist, and other great people 
said that you must be at all times true to yourself? It is because 
only the people who can understand you at your worst are the worth 
keeping and must experience the sweetness of your good side. 
Do not waste your time keeping the "parasite" ones.


142. You don't actually need shampoo. A soapy lather does everything 
shampoo does.


143. Righty tighty. Lefty loosy. (General direction of tightening 
and loosing anything, except the blade cap of the fan)


144. Try to put yourself in as many socially awkward situations as 
possible. You will be desensitized to it which makes you 
more outgoing.


145. Have confidence. Chicks dig confidence. 


146. Talk to everyone like you would your best mate, and smile.


147. Take a quick shower in the morning rather than before you 
sleep (or both). This way you will feel refreshed and ready to 
start the day.


148. If an officer of the law is giving you trouble and asks you where 
you are going, the correct answer is HOME, unless you are 
clearly not headed in the right direction.


149. Always get in the leftmost line. Unless you're in Britain and 
Philippines, then get in the rightmost queue. People naturally line 
up on the same side that they're used to driving on the road.


150. The color of the twist ties on bread in the supermarket indicate 
which day the bread was shipped fresh to the store.
Monday = Blue
Tuesday = Green
Thursday = Red
Friday = White
Saturday = Yellow

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Real Life Hacks & Cheats 12

(Twelfth set for Real Life Hacks & Cheats.)
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131. Secretaries, tech support, and janitors are the true power 

in office buildings. Make friends, remember birthdays and you can 

get anything you need or go anywhere you need. 

132. Shut up and wait for the lawyer. 

133. At fast food joints equipped with a drive through, get off 

your fat butt and walk in for your food. More calories burned.

134. When you buy something online, you usually get chance to enter 

a promo code before you purchase. Google the promo codes. 

They're out there - you can get anything from free shipping 

to 25% off the purchase.

135. Talking to yourself is NOT useless. Never lie to yourself, 

especially about your motives(this applies to life and love matters). 

Why you do what you do is as important as what you do.

136. Details matter, so pay attention at all times.

137. To test a remote, put your cellphone in picture mode & face 

the remote towards the phone & then push a button. Cellphones 

can see light outside of the visible spectrum & if the remote 

works you will see the light flash on your camera screen.

138. If you're ever doing anything strange or unusual in public & 

you're hassled, but don't want to give straight answer, look your 

questioner straight in the eye and declare with confidence, 

"I'm making art, do you mind not interrupting?" You can get 

away with just about anything. 

139. Riding a bicycle will save you lots of money on gas, parking fee, 

medical bills, and gym memberships.

140. Buying a new car is functionally equivalent to buying a used car 

and then paying large sum of money to have it cleaned. 

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Real Life Hacks & Cheats 11

(Eleventh set for Real Life Hacks & Cheats.)
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121. Endeavor to change the way you look at things. Always look at the bright side. The mind may drag you to think about negativity and difficulties. Don't let it. Look at the good and positive side of every situation.

122. Think of solutions, not problems.

123. Listen to relaxing, uplifting music.

124. Watch funny comedies that make you laugh.

125. Each day, devote some time to reading a few pages of an inspiring book or article.

126. Watch your thoughts. Whenever you catch yourself thinking negative thoughts, start thinking of pleasant things.

127. Always look at what you have done and not at what you haven't.

128. Each day do something good for yourself. It can be something small, such buying a book, eating something you love, watching you favorite program on TV, going to a movie, or just having a stroll on the beach.

129. Each day do at least one act to make others happy. This can be a kind word, helping your colleagues, stopping your car at the crossroad to let people cross, giving your seat in a bus to someone else, or giving a small present to someone you love. The possibilities are infinite. When you make someone happy, you become happy, and then people try to make you happy.

130. Always expect happiness.

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(4th set of Funny Life Hacks & Cheats.) 

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31. Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

32. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

33. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

34. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

35. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

36. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

37. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

38.Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

39. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

40. On most elevators, press “close door” and your floor number at the same time for express service. You will skip all floors between even if people are calling the elevator.

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(3rd set of Funny Life Hacks & Cheats.) 

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21. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who is the fool who said, “Quit while you’re ahead?”

22. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

23. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

24. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.

25. Health nuts are going to feel stupid some day, lying in hospital dying of nothing.

26. Why does a slight tax increase cost you £200 and a substantial tax cut saves you 30p?

27. ONE careless match can start a forest fire but it takes a whole box to start a barbecue.

28. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

29. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

30. Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

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11. A sheet of sandpaper makes a cheap and effective substitute for costly maps when visiting the Sahara desert.

12. Convince neighbours that you have invented a 'SHRINKING' device by ruffling your hair, wearing a white laboratory coats and parking a digger outside your house for a few days. Then dim and flicker the lights in your house during the night
and replace the digger unseen with a Tonka toy of the same description. Watch their faces in the morning!

13. Ford Ka drivers - Attach a lighted sparkler to the roof of your car before starting a long journey. You drive the things like dodgem cars anyway, so it may as well look like one.

14. Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video remote control up to your ear and occasionally swerving acrossthe road and mounting the curb.

15. When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

16. The easiest way to find something you’ve lost is to buy a replacement.

17. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

18. There are two kinds of pedestrians – the quick and the dead.

19. Life is sexually transmitted.

20. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

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1. Tape a chocolate bar to the outside of your microwave. If the chocolate melts you will know that the microwaves are escaping and it is time to have the oven serviced.

2. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep.

3. Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.

3. Before attempting to remove stubborn stains from a garment always circle the stain in permanent ink pen so that when you remove the garment from the washing machine you can easily locate the area of the stain and check that it has gone.

5. Lose weight quickly by eating raw pork and rancid tuna. I found that the subsequent food poisoning enabled me to lose 12 pounds in only 2 days.

6. Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windshield wipers turned to fast wipe whenever you leave your car parked illegally.

7. Olympic athletes. Conceal the fact that you have taken performance enhancing drugs by simply running a little slower and letting someone else win.

8. Heavy smokers: Don't throw away those filters from the end of your cigarettes. Save them up and within a few years you'll have enough to insulate your ceiling.

9. Create instant designer stubble by sucking a magnet and dipping your chin in a bowl of iron fillings.

10. X File fans: Create the effect of being abducted by aliens by drinking two bottles of vodka. You'll invariably wake up in a strange place the following morning, having had your memory mysteriously 'erased'.

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Real Life Hacks & Cheats 11

(Eleventh set for Real Life Hacks & Cheats.)
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121. Microsoft Word: Get in the habit of pressing "Control+S" every
five(5) minutes when working on something important or
very long. You'll thank yourself later.

122. Wear nice shoes because that's one of the first things people
notice about you.

123. Next time, open the bag of chips from the opposite end. All
the flavor is near the bottom.

124. Put your socks on first. They are like "pants lubricant".

125. If you want to wake up without feeling tired, jump out of bed
and splash your face with cold water. Then drink a cup of coffee.

126. Hate those annoying ads before the videos on Youtube?
Get rid of them simply by refreshing the page.

127. If you're the driver and everyone is really drunk, stop at every
gas station and ask them for money to fill up. You'll collect
more money!

128. Get rid of acne. Sleep on a fresh towel every night. It should go
away in a week or two.

129. If a cop ever calls you in for questioning, don't answer any
questions! Your answers could potentially used against you.

130. You can use your refrigerator as a giant whiteboard. Just be
sure not to use a "sharpie".

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111.Although eBay may not always be the best place to get good
prices for certain items, it certainly is the best place for electronics
accessories such as chargers, cases, cables, etc. you can usually
get these items for more than 50% off retail price!

112. Always add ice to your glass before the beverage.

113. Buy dark colored shoes instead of bright colored shoes
( black instead of white). Black ones rarely require any cleaning
while white ones require constant maintenance. Dark ones will last
you longer as well.

114. Need more time writing that paper? Grab a jpg, mp3, or some
other media file & rename it, say "My Awesome Essay.doc" and
send to professor. The paper will be look "corrupt" & it'll buy
you a day or two more. Use sparingly.

115. If you are embarrassed of loud noises in a public bathroom, constantly
flush the toilet. The sound of flushing will mask your bodily noises.

116. At the end of your shower, turn the water really or (all the way) cold.
This will wake you up& get blood flowing. It also closes your pores to less
dirt & bacteria to get in to help reduce acne problems.

117. WD 40 is not a lubricant. It is, however, a degreaser that is useful
for getting rid of old lubricant & preparing a surface to apply a new one.

118. Don't be rude, but NEVER answer any cops questions when they call you
in for questioning.

119. Easy lawn care: Pour "beer" (Bud Light, Coors, etc.) on the lawn.
Fermented sugars make great fertilizer.

120. SOH CAH TOA

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Real Life Hacks & Cheats 9

(Ninth set for Real Life Hacks & Cheats.)
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101. Remember that when you did something evil, what you'll receive is
bad karma & when you did beautiful things, of course you will receive good
karma. So treat others how you wanted to be treated. If you don't,
then you will be treated the way you treat others.

102. If you want to slice an onion, cover not only your eyes but even your
nose. It's the gas that onion releases that's both irritant to our
eyes & nose.

103. Whenever you walk into a room or store or what not, always smile.
You will seem friendly & more approachable.

104. When you can, put your car in cruise control. It saves on unwanted
acceleration & gas money.

105. Do not give away any of your personal information online unless
you absolutely trust the company you are giving them to. Do research
online before giving away personal information.

106. Always spell-check before submitting any important documents.

107. If you want to memorize something & help it stick more, write it
down several times on a paper.

108. Do not believe you are addicted to anything (i.e cigarettes, coffee,
TV, video games). Addiction is only in the mind. The mind is more powerful
than anything. You control everything around you. Become the boss of
your actions & control them.

109. Learn to use Microsoft Excel. It can help get your life extremely
organized. The possibilities are endless.

110. If you're taking an open book test, the index in the back of the book
is your friend! It's like the "Google" of the book. It's got all
the answers.

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91. Never promise yourself anything that you won't be able to follow
through with. This makes you begin to doubt yourself & will
lower your confidence.

92. Always be extremely polite to your waiters & waitresses. They have
the power to do anything they want to your food. If you feel
like complaining, wait until after you received your meal.

93. If you don't have a preferred card or loyalty card for your
grocery store, just ask the cashier to use theirs. They'll scan their
card & you'll save money!

94. To lose weight, eat less carbs. To gain weight, eat more calories.

95. If you want to change something about yourself, repeat your intentions
to yourself over & over again. It will stick.

96. If you need to briefly turn the light on at night & don't want
to completely lose your night vision, keep one eye closed.

97. There are better & healthier ways to reduce stress than the
common methods (i.e. cigarettes & alcohol). Talk to a friend,
take a long walk in the park, play video games, read a book,
listen to relaxing music- all these methods work much better
than the dangerous methods.

98. Stretch in the morning. It will give you energy throughout
the day. You don't need coffee or energy drinks. Just be healthy-
it's the ultimate source of energy.

99. Sleeping very late is very bad for you. It gets your natural clock
out of order & is very unhealthy. Sleep on time & wake up early -
you'll feel better & get more stuff done!

100. Be organized. Your life depends on it. Any problem you are having
now in life can somehow be attributed to your lack of organization.
Make a to-do list, & get everything done.

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71. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a college kid.

72. Smile and laugh more. It will keep the energy vampires away.

73. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.

74. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.

75. Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

76. You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

77. Make peace with your past so it won’t screw up the present.

78. Don’t compare your life to others’. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

79. Burn the candles, use the nice bed sheets, Don’t save it for a special occasion. Today is special.

80. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.

81. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: “In five years, will this matter?”

82. Forgive everyone for everything.

83. What other people think of you is none of your business.

84. Time heals almost everything. Give time, time.

85. However good or bad a situation is, it will change. So stop complaining about the weather, the job, the rents etc., etc.

86. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.

87. Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful or joyful.

88. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.

89. The best is yet to come.

90. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.

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61. Watch more movies, play more games and read more books than you did in 2010.

62. Make time to practice meditation, yoga, tai chi, and prayer. They provide us with daily fuel for our busy lives.

63. Spend more time with people over the age of 70 and under the age of 6.

64. Dream more while you are awake.

65. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.


66. Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat blueberries, wild Alaskan salmon, broccoli, almonds & walnuts.

67. Try to make at least three people smile each day.

68. Clear your clutter from your house, your car, your desk and let new and flowing energy into your life.

69. Don’t waste your precious energy on gossip, energy vampires, issues of the past, negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.


70. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime

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51. Don't lie to people about who you really are. Don't
lie about what you did to seem "cool" in front of people.
They'll pretend like they believe you, but inside
everyone usually knows when they're being lied to.
They'll probably begin to avoid you after that point.
Just be yourself!

52. If you are nervous when talking to people, try to
relax. What's the worst that could happen?

53. Percentages are really easy. If you want to find say
40% of 300, you just drop a digit from 300(so it becomes 30).
Then multiply 30 by 4(making 40%) which becomes 120.

54. Although this not fact, it is general opinion that
dark colors make you look skinnier while bright colors
make you look as you are.

55. If you're applying for a job, make sure your email
is not immature (such as princess23 or numba1baller, etc.).
Have a professional sounding email, such as your
first & last name. You will most likely be thrown out
of consideration if you have a childish email.


56. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. And while you walk, smile. It is the ultimate anti-depressant.

57. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day. Buy a lock if you have to.

58. Record your late night shows and get more sleep.

59. When you wake up in the morning, complete the following statement,
“My purpose is to____ today.”

60. Live with the 3 E’s – - Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.

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41.   If it is not in your nature to be polite, then don't do it to make people happy. Consider it an investment that will grow. They will do you favors & treat you with respect.

42.   Generic brand names are cheaper & are usually good quality. Don't fall for that brand name marketing, unless you can afford it. Stick with the generic products until you have a bad experience, then switch to brand names if that's what makes you comfortable.

43.   Do whatever it takes to become confident. Being confident will make everything in life work out. If you are not confident, find why not & fix it.

44.   If not that many people are writing on your facebook wall, then take the time to write on their wall. They'll reply this time & will drop by again in the future to say hi & even wish you a happy birthday!

45.   If you drop a knife, don't try to catch it. Just jump back.

46. Always come on time to your classes & don't miss 

any days(unless you're sick). This is a sign of respect
for the teacher & you will be treated better.

47. If there is an option between juice & soda, always
go with the juice. Soda is bad for you in more ways than
you can imagine.

48. When going to the bank or any place that handles
your valuables, treat the staff with the utmost respect
& make them laugh. You'll never know when you need a
fee reversed or a check cleared faster.

49. One good friend is better than being popular & having
50 friends whom you can't even trust. Be thankful for
what you have.

50. If you see flashing banners on the internet claiming
you've won a free prize, they're most likely just spam.
Stay away.

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31.   Buy a dry erase calendar & hang it up in your room. Write all important due dates
& appointments, & you wont miss a thing!

32.   Need biology, physics, algebra, calculus, chemistry, organic chemistry, or history help?
Go to http://www.khanacademy.org/. Thousands of quality videos that will surely help
you understand the material better!

33.   Always take pictures of a new apartment the day you move in. Make sure they are
physical copies, & mail them to yourself, do not open them, ever. Especially if are
doing low income renting. This is admissible in court & will usually get any civil suit.

34.   If you rotate your iPhone's/iPod's Calculator app, it turns into a fully scientific calculator.

35.   Pressing the "Like" button on facebook to someone else's post takes 1 second,
yet makes the receiver of the like feel very good about themselves. Take the time out &
just hit "like" & make people feel good. You might just make someone's day, & they
will return the favor one of these days.

36.   Put clothes in the dryer for a few minutes to get the wrinkles out.

37.   Don't wear dark colors outside a sunny day. Dark colors attract more
heat to the body & will make you warmer. Bright colors will keep you cool.

38.   Don't waste your time watching TV. In the end, you are only watching ton
of advertisements & not benefiting anything(unless you are watching
educational program). Instead, go on the computer & read or learn
how to do something new.

39.   Fast food restaurants often fill your cup with a lot of ice as to save on
actual beverage. Ask for easy ice & get the quality stuff!

40.   If you need to sneeze & it doesn't came out, look up into the light fixture,
it'll help!

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21. Cut negative people out of your life.

22. If you are driving an unfamiliar car & you don't know
which side the gas tank is on, just look at the little pump
icon next to the gas gauge on the dashboard. The pump
handle on the icon will be on the side of the tank.

23. 1st Date Cheat Code for Men:
Never tell a girl where you're going or how to dress. Instead,
tell her to "Dress for a first date with a guy she really likes".

Now, pick three places you'd like to go: 1. some place fun
& active(bowling, pool, mini golf, go-kart racing, ballgame,
etc.) 2. something romantic & classy(nice restaurant, upscale
lounge, art gallery opening) & 3. something in between(nice
bar, coffee shop, comedy club).

Now, when you pick her up, let the way she's dressed decide
which you're going to do: If she's wearing something sexy
& revealing(dress, high heels, low cut top, etc.), then she wants
to go somewhere classy & romantic. If she's sporting
some jeans, tennis shoes or flip flops, & a tee, the bowling
ally or pool hall may be a good bet. If she's wearing jeans,
high heeled boots, & nice top or blouse, then she's not really
jonesing for the super romance treatment, & she put in
more effort than mini golf deserves (eighteen holes of
mini golf in heels.... seriously?), so a comedy club or some
place with live music is a good choice.

And never, EVER, do a movie on the first date!

Men, you're going to wear a pair of CLEAN, NEAT jeans,
a pressed stylish down shirt , nice shoes(try to avoid
tennis shoes or sneakers). Works for ANY occasion!

24. If you get brain freeze from eating cold too quickly,
press your tongue against the roof of your mouth as
hard as you can. Voila, instant brain freeze relief.

25. If you need to be sick for something publicly,
eat about half a cigarette. You'll get sweaty dizzy pale clammy
& all around you'll look & feel very sick. In about 20min
after eating, you'll aggressively vomit everything you've
eaten & expel the tobacco that's making you sick.
A dramatic, but effective way to prove sickness.

26.   If you get angry & might snap at someone or something, take a very large
deep breath & exhale. It'll put you at ease quick.

27.   If you have computer problems, start by rebooting & see if the problem is still there.

28.   Think before you act & speak. It can save you your reputation & your future.

29.    If you ever have any questions on ANYTHING, just Google it! You will find all
your answers! This applies to homework questions, relationship issues, computer
issues, & health issues!

30.    Turn off Wifi & 3G on your iPhone/iPod/iPad or any gadget with this feature if you're
not using it. This will help save your battery life tremendously! Set your brightness
to as low as you can tolerate as well, this will increase battery life by 20%.

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