Funny Facebook Status (Part 5)

Fifth set of my Funny Facebook Status Collection. You can also update your status in here FB Status via and choose from a variety of gadgets. :)
(Part 1)
(Part 2)
(Part 3)
(Part 4)
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sana sibuyas n lng ako, para mpapaluha kita tuwing cnasaktan m ako..

Dear Lord , give us back Michael Jackson. We'll
give you Justin Bieber. Amen.

What's on my mind? WHAT'S ON MY MIND?! Pakialam mo ba?! 

"parehas naman tayong panget eh... kaya lang sakin ugali."

aanhin mu nga naman ang magagara at
mamahaling mga damit. kung ang
pinakamasayang pangyayari sa
buhay mo ay nangyayari ng
WALANG DAMIT?

im on. . .

"Filipinos are talented people ; and our worst talent is to govern a country"

Save the best for last.
Save the best. They do not last.
Check the Best Before. Food do not last.

is masturbating!

FACEBOOK: - Log on
- Check notifications
- Poke everyone back
- Go on homepage
- Do the "happy birthday"
ritual - Go back to homepage
- Change from "Top news" to
"Most recent"
- Have a little scroll down
- Like a couple of pages
- You're bored already ..

Jingle bells
Twitter smells, Tumblr
go away.. Myspace yuck
and VEVO sucks, Facebook
all the way! hey! *look who's singing*

is ... walang magawa LOL ...

"MAGALING KA DAW SA ALGEBRA ! SOOO CAN U SUBSTITUE MY "X" WITHOUT ASKING "Y " ?"

"Smokers never grow old, they die young"

"Alcoholics never grow old, they die young"

processing status...

sa kalalakwatsa ni DORA na’rape siya ng isang POKEMON...
ayun, nabuo c DORAEMON 

Monday, Tuesday and the rest WTF...

Insert coin to view my status message...

sa 2wing nakikita kita...
gusto kong mag sorry sa eyes ko..

Whats on your mind?

YOU!

OO NGA PANGET AKO PERO MAGANDA NAMAN ANG ASAWA KO...........

Great things starts in small beginning
-milo

Dalawang araw ko lang naman sya gustong makasama eh...

ARAW-ARAW... 

3 things that u must not forget...
Pangalan
Tirahan
at Suking tindahan...

I admit Im a drinker but occasionally only.Take note occasions only like:

Bdays-xmas-new yr-anniversary-monthsary-weeksary-cool off session-break up-broken hearted-victory party-all saints day-nat'l heroes day-rizal day-sleep over party-b4 d exam party-after d exam-class suspended-vacant session-absent ang prof party-maramimg pera party-trip lang uminom-yayaan bigla party.
See? Di kya ako masyadong umiinom hehe...ewan ko na lang sa inyo

"Tabi kayo, uutot ako!!"

Last night i read a book about how to quit drinking... so now i have decided to quit reading that book...