Funny Facebook Status (Part 3)

Funny Facebook status for everyone. Feel free to use it. :)
(Part 1)
(Part 2)

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   they're not educating students, they're creating machines!

Ø  You think your school is better than mine, but don't think you're better than me.

Ø  "kung di ka na masaya sa buhay mo ngayon,
bakit di mo subukan ang kabilang buhay?"

Ø  goma goma noo00!

Ø  pag wala kang ginagawa,anong madalas mong gawin?..

Ø  ay nag-aabang na may mag"LIKE"

Ø  Statistically, 173% of people exaggerate.

Ø  Ang taong hindi marunong lumingon sa pinanggalingan, malamang ako ang nasa harapan!

Ø  is heaving a premature ejaculation...

Ø   "Life is so short.. why spend it on sleeping?"

Ø  Knina mainit,ngayon naman malamig

HOT AND COLD

BY: KATY PERY

Ø  GOOD NEWS: pagsa2mhin na dw ang..
FACEBOOK,
YOUTUBE,
MY SPACE,at saka 
FRIENDSTER,
magiging... 
"FACYOUMYFRIEND"

Ø  Ipagpabukas ang pwedeng ipagpabukas..

Ø  magnanakaw ng gamit = THEFT
magnanakaw ng idea = PLAGIARISM
magnanakaw ng halik = ????????

Ø  off fighting ninjas!

Ø  Statistically speaking, 5/4 people have problems with fractions.

Ø  "sky's the langit"

Ø  Ang squatter =walang bahay.
Ang ulila = walang magulang.
Ang killer = walang puso.
Ang boboh = walang utakh.
Ang kalbo = walang buh0k.
Ang sining = walng saysay.
Ang bulag = walang makita.
^
Ang status message ko =
walang kwenta.,

Ø  123 Sing...
Sampung mga abnormal , nawala ang isa,
hanapin mo hanapin mo , kumakanta pala

Ø  minsan..tumayo ako sa may door..

ayun..
..nauso bigla ang ''Boy-next-door''..

Ø  ang haba na ng tulog ko nakakaantok

Ø  your just like my kulangot!... because your so hard to GET!

Ø  New beginning... Ctrl Alt Delete.

Ø  ANG PANGET NG MOTHER MO!!

Ø  Ang kulit ng FB lagi na lang "What's on your mind? Eh ikaw lang naman ang nsa mind ko. Hindi naman kita puede i SHARE...

Ø  for times it
.
.
.
.
equals 32..

Ø  I am the Weapon Of Mass Production!

Ø  BAGYO KABA?? kasi the moment YOU left the area of responsibility, YOU just LEFT my HEART in CALAMITY!

Ø  think twice before doing something....
coz life has no "ctrl+z"...........

Ø  You always say you hate to see me hurt, and you hate to see me cry. So all those times that you hurt me, did you close your eyes?

Ø  kung GAGAWA ako ng ALAK .... 

PANGALAN mo LALAgAY ko ... 

MALAKAS SUMiPA ..

peru sa PUSO ang TAMA .

Ø  always listen to your heart..
its on the left side..
but its always right..

Ø  sabi nga nila..

di kami bagay..
panget aqo,
maganda xa..
ang sagot qo naman sa kanila,

ano magagawa qo..
naBULAG aqo..haha