Funny Facebook Status (Part 2)

Another list of funny Facebook status that you can use. :)
If you missed the first part, click here.
(Part 1)
(Part 3).
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Ø  Aanhin mo pa ang karangyaan at katalinuhan kung mukha mo naman eh kinakatakutan.

Ø  School really means.. 

Six Crap Hours Of Our Lives!!

Ø  sa sobrang tamlay ng lovelife ko,
Ihi na lang ang nagsisilbing dahilan para ako kiligin.

Ø  parang plants vs zombies lang eh. plant ako, zombie ka, kinakain mo ako habang tinitira kita.

Ø  Horny

Ø  al iz well....

Ø  "Wag pilitin ang AYAW. . .

Baka PUMAYAG!

Ø  Huwag mo nang ipagpabukas ang puwede mong gawin ngayon!
kaso.....
Ano na gagawin ko bukas?!

Ø  When every time I close my eyes.... ..
wala ako Makita.

Ø  kung kaya nilang gawin,
sa kanila mo pagawa.

Ø  SA JEEP
May nakasabay ako kanina,
Wow! Ang ganda!
Nung nagsabi na ng "Para!"
Nanlaki aking mata.

Ø  "mukha mo parang billionaire -- so freakin' bad"

Ø  Don't think of yourself as an ugly human. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

Ø  The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Ø  Ang taong gusto
mo, parang ice
cream...
Matutunaw yan
kapag tinitigan mo
lang...
Kaya dapat
habang maaga....
DILAAN MO NA!!!

Ø  ayoko ng maingay gusto koy tahimik na magulo.

Ø  "Hindi ako lasenggo!!! Umiinom ako kasi gusto ko makalimot na umiinom ako."

Ø  "Sa pagkahabahaba ng prusisyon, 

Trapik tuloy!"

Ø  magtiwala kay lord wg xa drug lord.

Ø  "matalino ka diba? sige nga, sagutin mo ko."

Ø  LAGING TANDAAN:

'' ndi mu pagaari ang iyong ktawan ... ..
kea kung may nanga2ilangan...
..
ipagmit mu nman 

kung di ka maka pasok sa puso nia...
try mo dito saken...
welcome ka!

"you seem so sweet..
would you mind
if i taste you to find out?..."

if i have two hearts.....
i will use the one....
to love u
...
and the other one is.......
TO LOVE YOU MORE!!

you wouldnt know how sweet life could be.
unless youve tasted somebody.

Ø  moSt people believe that I LOVE YOU iS the beSt thing you can Say to anybody...
but i have learned that I LOVE YOU TOO haS a greater impact in the human heart....
coS anybody can get an I LOVE YOU..
but only few can get an I LOVE YOU TOO..

Ø  is going to hack your brain....... BEEP! BEEP! Error! Error! NO BRAIN FOUND!!!!!

Ø  "Ten letters" is ten letters, and this is ten words

Ø  i'm happy because i'm happy..

Ø  am i a bad shooter? coz i keep on missing you.. 

Ø  "masaya dahil wala na TRABAHO"

Ø  Daig ang maganda ng malandi..

Ø  ''sino myembro ng mga SMP?
Syota Mo Panget!''

Ø  May dalawang tanga, Pangatlo ang nagbasa

Ø  "life is short. . .don't make it shorter". . 

Ø  Is there life after death?
Trespass here and find out.

Ø  Gaano kadalas ang minsan??

Ø  .''ang hirap talaga maging gwapo ang sakit sa ulo ,..buti nalang hindi ko 'to naranasan'' . .

Ø  "halika ka, huwag kang lumapit"

Ø  "pag hindi kita kasama, sana dilim ka na lang..
para pipikit lang ako, makikita na kita..."

Ø  "love is a fEeling that you fEel when your fEelings fEel a fEeling that you never beEn fELt beFore"

Ø  This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word dog!

Ø

Ø  I talk to myself bcoz i like dealing with a better class people...