Monday, February 20, 2012

Real Life Hacks & Cheats 2



(Updates for Real Life Hacks & Cheats.)
Real Life Hacks & Cheats

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21. Cut negative people out of your life.

22. If you are driving an unfamiliar car & you don't know
which side the gas tank is on, just look at the little pump
icon next to the gas gauge on the dashboard. The pump
handle on the icon will be on the side of the tank.

23. 1st Date Cheat Code for Men:
Never tell a girl where you're going or how to dress. Instead,
tell her to "Dress for a first date with a guy she really likes".

Now, pick three places you'd like to go: 1. some place fun
& active(bowling, pool, mini golf, go-kart racing, ballgame,
etc.) 2. something romantic & classy(nice restaurant, upscale
lounge, art gallery opening) & 3. something in between(nice
bar, coffee shop, comedy club).

Now, when you pick her up, let the way she's dressed decide
which you're going to do: If she's wearing something sexy
& revealing(dress, high heels, low cut top, etc.), then she wants
to go somewhere classy & romantic. If she's sporting
some jeans, tennis shoes or flip flops, & a tee, the bowling
ally or pool hall may be a good bet. If she's wearing jeans,
high heeled boots, & nice top or blouse, then she's not really
jonesing for the super romance treatment, & she put in
more effort than mini golf deserves (eighteen holes of
mini golf in heels.... seriously?), so a comedy club or some
place with live music is a good choice.

And never, EVER, do a movie on the first date!

Men, you're going to wear a pair of CLEAN, NEAT jeans,
a pressed stylish down shirt , nice shoes(try to avoid
tennis shoes or sneakers). Works for ANY occasion!

24. If you get brain freeze from eating cold too quickly,
press your tongue against the roof of your mouth as
hard as you can. Voila, instant brain freeze relief.

25. If you need to be sick for something publicly,
eat about half a cigarette. You'll get sweaty dizzy pale clammy
& all around you'll look & feel very sick. In about 20min
after eating, you'll aggressively vomit everything you've
eaten & expel the tobacco that's making you sick.
A dramatic, but effective way to prove sickness.

26.   If you get angry & might snap at someone or something, take a very large
deep breath & exhale. It'll put you at ease quick.

27.   If you have computer problems, start by rebooting & see if the problem is still there.

28.   Think before you act & speak. It can save you your reputation & your future.

29.    If you ever have any questions on ANYTHING, just Google it! You will find all
your answers! This applies to homework questions, relationship issues, computer
issues, & health issues!

30.    Turn off Wifi & 3G on your iPhone/iPod/iPad or any gadget with this feature if you're
not using it. This will help save your battery life tremendously! Set your brightness
to as low as you can tolerate as well, this will increase battery life by 20%.

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