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(3rd set of Funny Life Hacks & Cheats.)
Funny Life Hacks & Cheats 2-------------------------------
21. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who is the fool who said, “Quit while you’re ahead?”
22. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
23. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
24. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
25. Health nuts are going to feel stupid some day, lying in hospital dying of nothing.
26. Why does a slight tax increase cost you £200 and a substantial tax cut saves you 30p?
27. ONE careless match can start a forest fire but it takes a whole box to start a barbecue.
28. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
29. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
30. Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
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