Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Funny Life Hacks & Cheats 4



(4th set of Funny Life Hacks & Cheats.) 
Funny Life Hacks & Cheats 2
Funny Life Hacks & Cheats 3



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31. Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

32. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

33. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

34. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

35. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

36. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

37. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

38.Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

39. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

40. On most elevators, press “close door” and your floor number at the same time for express service. You will skip all floors between even if people are calling the elevator.

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